(Source: 10110100)

Congratulations, your Dad level is now 55!

dusknitemaren:

Manliness increased by 2

Dad Humor increased by 5

Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels

Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1

Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2

New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!”
New ability available for purchase: Power Sneeze

jellyworld:

Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.

guyfitblr:

And finally someone said it

(Source: officialmoviegoer)

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy)

boundtobeforgotten:

danisnotonfire:

This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.

Dan: *puts potato in mouth* ”It’s a metaphor.”

cramp:

im not sure what i was expecting

cramp:

im not sure what i was expecting

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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(Source: guy)