(Source: fourchette)

benedict-bagelbatch:

MY LIFE IS A LIE

benedict-bagelbatch:

MY LIFE IS A LIE

(Source: no-social-life-needed)

  • me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions

mtcairduck:

Found one of my favorite Doujinshis again…

I’m the bomb and I’m ‘bout to blow up

(Source: azulacroft)

fivetail:

I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all

But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that

(Source: fivetail)

asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

(Source: sesamestreet)

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract