(Source: 10110100)

Congratulations, your Dad level is now 55!


Manliness increased by 2

Dad Humor increased by 5

Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels

Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1

Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2

New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!”
New ability available for purchase: Power Sneeze


Please let yourself be proud of small things. Please do that. Please allow yourself to get really excited about playing a video game well or sending an ask you were nervous about or letting a bug outside or peeling the whole orange in one try. Please get so excited about that. Please. That’s so cool I’m so glad you did it.


And finally someone said it

(Source: officialmoviegoer)


one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy)



This is the story of the worst day of my life. The time I got sun stroke.

Dan: *puts potato in mouth* ”It’s a metaphor.”


im not sure what i was expecting


im not sure what i was expecting


when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling


(Source: guy)