Polymath

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
awesomephilia: These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)

awesomephilia:

These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)

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livelymorgue:

April 8, 1933: For those who have visited London and wondered how they know their double-decker buses won’t fall over, this is apparently how they find out. Per police regulation, employees of the London General Omnibus Company put their 60-person bus to a “tilt test,” putting it on a 28-degree angle. Photo: The New York Times

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

skitsskat:

youngheartoldmind:

white people

WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????

IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP

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DEAR YAHOO

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland:

As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER.

One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES YAHOO! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY AREN’T STOLEN FROM THE PRESIDENT!

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lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Joice, USA
Philadelphia, PA, USA
St. Paul, USA
Corpus Christi, USA
Manchester, England
Cardiff, Wales
Cheltenham, England
Cardiff, Wales
Pelham, USA
Mount Washington, KY, USA
Dublin, Ga, USA
Tampere, Finland
Dubuque, IA, USA
Southend-on-sea, England
Ontario, Canada
Beaconsfield, England
Loudwater, England
St. Louis, USA
Austin, USA
carry-on-my-221b-doctor: huffleist-of-puffs: rentsak13: Well, that’s ironic. Irony Man Irony Man

carry-on-my-221b-doctor:

huffleist-of-puffs:

rentsak13:

Well, that’s ironic.

Irony Man

Irony Man

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consultingskeletontribute: pandaterian: kobochajunkbox: animeds7: yes… yes, of course. thank you, google. Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.  #Google is Moriarty. #When he’s bored he pretends to be the internet.

consultingskeletontribute:

pandaterian:

kobochajunkbox:

animeds7:

yes… yes, of course. thank you, google.

Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you.

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 #Google is Moriarty. #When he’s bored he pretends to be the internet.

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mrshemmingshood: giantc0re: believetheressomethingmore: colourless-minds: who doesn’t want a sloth on their blog? black and white blog. dont even care, reblogging this again!! Cutest sloth i’ve ever seen in black and white

mrshemmingshood:

giantc0re:

believetheressomethingmore:

colourless-minds:

who doesn’t want a sloth on their blog?

black and white blog.

dont even care, reblogging this again!!

Cutest sloth i’ve ever seen

in black and white

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